Friday, October 14, 2005

Apply for the post of Bond ..... James Bond



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Requirements:Must be outgoing, well groomed, resourceful, flexible, able to cope with stress in hostile environments. Position is full time and may require over 80% foreign travel in exotic locales (Thailand, Egypt, India, etc) and ocassional time as state guest for foreign governments (North Korea, China, etc). Must be comfortable with firearms preferably the Walther P99. Candidate must display exceptional automotive skills. Ability to handle cutting-edge post-modern gadgets is a plus.

Must display the ability to smoke heavily and comsume copious amounts of martini, shaken but not stirred, in social settings. Position may require overtime work in compromising positions with female clientile. Candidate must be open minded enough to do the same with clientile of multiple ethnicities. Must be able to converse in atleast 23 different foreign languages to achieve the above objective.

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