Thursday, November 17, 2005

BS your way to the top

I am getting tired of being out-bs'ed in meetings, by people who know nothing, but can think quickly on their feet and speak well.

I found this tool on the net to help me out. The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. Then refer to the table below and pick the phrase and use it in any sentence or argument.

For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection", a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any discussion involving the future with that ring of decisive knowledgeable authority. No-one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that they are not about to admit it!

If you do not agree with my response organizational scenarios, please provide an optional transitional contigency.

























































123
integratedmanagementoptions
heuristicorganisationalflexibility
systematizedmonitoredcapability
parallelreciprocalmobility
functionaldigitalprogramming
responsivelogisticalscenarios
optionaltransitionaltime-phase
synchronizedincrementalprojection
compatiblethird-generationhardware
futuristicpolicycontingency

2 Comments:

At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone is working hard at BSing

-K

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Sameer N. R said...

Haha, its so true !~

 

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