Travel warning issued for desis and other browns in America

Trigger-happy brown-hunting America's finest are now being deployed on buses and trains. The words "bomb", "train", "bus" will now become abominations specially if you speak to your passengers in an "Eastern" tongue.

(Talking to friend in Tamil)
"Man, that movie had a lot of bomb blasts. Why is this bus stopping now?"

(Marshals in English)
"Sir, please lay down on the ground with your hands on your head. Sir. Sir". Bang!!!
"He was acting weird and we followed our training."

Of course, I oversimplify but considering recent events, this is not beyond reach.