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This blog has outlived its welcome. It will be reincarnated at a new location.
Reincarnation a.k.a Rap Maharajah a.k.a DesiNole representing FOBiness since 1999 in the US of A
And a weak one at that!
As I was flipping channels the other day, I happened upon this show Walker Texas Ranger. After watching him kick some major rear end and woo women for a few minutes, I unanimously came to the conclusion that this dude is a must for desi movies. After that as I flipped some more, another channel was showing Delta Force. It's a movie made in the late 80s where Chuck Norris single handedly beats the crap out of every single terrorist in the Middle East. I'm thinking man this guy rocks and flipping some more and guess what? It's Chucky boy again in an exercise infomercial on TV.
Inspired by Karthik and Sagnik (their names actually rhyme!) and from years of experience, I decided to compile my own list of what your wife/gf means when she uses certain buzz words:
Dioxin Carcinogens causes cancer. Especially breast cancer. Don't freeze your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxin in the Plastic.
On Channel 2 this morning. They had a
Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. Just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He said we might remember when some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.
Pass this on to your family and friends.
As reported earlier, Sandeep, a desi MBA student in Singapore had his laptop stolen by a local student. The laptop was recovered almost immediately thanks to campus security.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
Mr. X (name withheld to protect identity) from Mumbai, who is doing his MBA at James Cook University in Singapore was the victim of a theft earlier this week. he was working on his laptop (worth around $1000 US) in the university lab. He went to pick up a print-out and when he came back the laptop was missing.
Trigger-happy brown-hunting America's finest are now being deployed on buses and trains. The words "bomb", "train", "bus" will now become abominations specially if you speak to your passengers in an "Eastern" tongue.