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Chuck Norris reponds..........

And a weak one at that!

The "real" Chuck Norris is not a fearsome man after all

In response to my earlier posting on "Why Chuck Norris should be in desi movies..", Chuck decided to respond to me ............ not in person, but on a frickin website. Before this response, whenever my doorbell rang, I would shudder in fear expecting Chuck Norris to show up at my door and roundhouse kick me to death.


Instead this is what he has to say:
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it.

Cmon Chuck. Is that the best you can do? No roundhouse kicks? No pain? No tearing out my heart? Even Bruce Lee got a better deal in "The way of the Dragon".

This is NOT the real Chuck Norris

To top it all, he squanders this golden opportunity by making a sales pitch!!!
Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?"

I'm disappointed that Chuck Norris is not the man I expected him to be. Maybe I should lobby for Mr. T to be in desi movies.

Mr. T for desi movies

After all he is synonymous with the word "Pain" after playing Clubber Lang in the Rocky movies.